Okay, I give up.
How the hell do I edit the “About Me” section on this thing?
Oh boy.
So Facebook is anally forcing rolling out Timeline to everyone in groups. Of course it wouldn’t be a Facebook Change unless it was followed by swarms upon swarms of people bitching about how much they hate it. I personally think Timeline is pretty cool and it really doesn’t affect me that much because I’m not a self-centered narcissist that spends hours staring at my own Facebook page.
Okay, so you really, really don’t like Timeline. I get it. Guess what? I figured out a way to disable the Timeline feature on Facebook. Go to “Account Settings” then go to “Security” and click “Disable Account”. Simple as that.
An occurrence this morning:
1. Read Facebook post about “toxic people”.
2. Comment on said post.
3. Discover OP removed me as friend.
4. LOL
Well look at this.
Maybe if I have tumblr on my phone I’ll update it more. I’m not sure really what I even use this for. I’ve already got Facebook, twitter, blogger, Google+, and I’ve even got livejournal hanging around somewhere.
12 reasons why gay people should not be allowed to get married
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven’t adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a “ separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
I posted this to Facebook, and got mostly good reactions. There was one person who, while they had good intentions, completely missed the mark and came off sounding kind of high and mighty. Something about how she will teach her kids what she wants. When people are so vehemently against the very existence of homosexuality, it really really makes me hope that one of their kids grows up to be gay. But sadly growing up in an environment like that they’ll be forced to repress their true feelings and be shoved so far into the closet they might as well be in fucking Narnia.
My letter to the jerk neighbors behind us
If you’ve been following along on Twitter & Facebook, these are the people behind us, who I so dearly wish I could take their stereo and forcibly insert it into their rectum horizontally. This note, once approved by Matt and Facebook that it doesn’t sound douchey, is getting taped to their door. Cross your fingers, folks!
Dear Neighbors,
I’m not sure if you’re aware or not that our apartments share a wall. That wall in our unit is one of the bedrooms, as I’m sure is the case in yours also. Over the past six months or so, we’ve noticed you have a penchant for music that has heavy, repetitive basslines, and that you get the most enjoyment out of this music between the hours of 8:30pm until roughly 11pm or so on weeknights. I don’t know your schedule, you may be a mid or third shifter, so this could very well be your afternoon or morning. I completely understand, I’ve been there. What you also may not know is that your bass (it’s not the music, it’s only the bass) reverberates through the previously mentioned wall and subsequently through our bed that happens to be on that wall. We can’t hear your music, just the bass.
I understand that you are well within your legal rights to play music at those hours, because quiet hours don’t start until 10pm. However I get up at 4:30am for work, and so when I’m trying to sleep at 9pm, and you decide that you want to enjoy some music at that same time, it makes for a quite unpleasant experience. I don’t want to be a jerk about it, I’m not going to demand that you rearrange your life to meet the whims of a complete stranger, all that we ask is that perhaps you could turn the bass setting on your stereo down a touch, or maybe relocate the stereo to another room or further away from the wall. You still get to listen to your music, and I am not up half the night because I can hear it through the wall and the mattress.
Thank you, I hope we can finally reach a peaceful agreement on this!
Signed,
The people you share a wall with
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Oh, hi Tumblr.
Between Facebook, Twitter, Blogger (that’s currently neglected also), Google+, and going to work and doing boring grown up stuff I’ve pretty much forgotten all about Tumblr. I do have something to say though.
I read something on Twitter that I shouldn’t have even bothered to read, and it made me really angry. It was basically saying if you date a guy that says X and wears Y you deserve it when he hits you. It takes a special kind of horrible person with a black tarry soul to say something like this. NOBODY deserves to get hit, especially by someone who says they love you. NOBODY. I went through shit like this. It was the worst time of my life, and I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. I wouldn’t dare say anyone deserves it. It’s things like this that remind me why we’ve extinguished this person from our lives. I am hereby swearing off of checking on the posts of people I hate who have a public Facebooks and Twitter.
Oh, and
I’m still really not all that sure how to use this thing.
Thirty day challenge?
I have a Tumblr. I never use the damn thing. So once Matt and I return from camping, I’m going to start this 30 day challenge thing I’ve been seeing Justin post about. I’ve never done something like it, so I think it could be fun.
Yep.
So I haven’t posted to this Tumblr thing in like a gozillion years. And yeah, it still confuses the bejeesus out of me.
This sums up my feelings about the Superbowl quite nicely.
You learn something new every day.
Apparently getting married in a trashy bar now falls under the category of “eloping”. Who knew?
Haha so…
If the invites look this bad, I almost want to see the wedding.
Almost.
Ps it’s “calendar” not “calander”
brb lol’ing forever
Dear Tumblr:
Hi.
Still here.
<3,
Karyn
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